Shelby Johnson

 

Not only is ShelbyJKayak keen on kayaking but she thoroughly enjoys "Movin' Like Bernie" and stealing puppies from the bald. Beasting on the soccer field is one of her MANY positive attributes along with being absolutely gorgeous. Sitting in a room alone with a rolling chair is more than plenty of entertainment for this little spit fire. A rock star at heart she likes braiding her armpit hair so it doesn't tangle (which seems to work quite nicely). In conclusion, Shelby believes the ultimate sign of friendship is a hard punch in the arm.