Once upon a time in a land far far away, a magical fairy sprang forth whose name was Maria Miller. One morning, she was frolicking in scintillating green fields in her magical dream-coat when suddenly she had a vision that forewarned her of seven years' draught after seven years' plenty. But that's another story, never mind. Anyway, she stayed out too late studying with Pooky Muffin, so her dad kicked her out of the magical fairyland and deported her to a weird ugly planet called Earth to save the world from the bad newspaper writers plague. So when you feel oddly nostalgic and mysterious, you can still see her at night, if you look up in to the stars... and type in the URL for LOHS newspaper. The End.