A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, something happened that is of no relevance to this bio. Lesley Garrett is a senior at Lone Oak High School and a senior citizen at heart. When she isn't at home, sitting in her favorite nook (reading a book, man, reading a book), Lesley spends her time fighting genetically altered piranhas in the Atlantic Ocean. During her adventures, Lesley has accumulated multiple nicknames including the frog whisperer, sliced bread, and Bob; the third can only be explained by the phrase, "It's a band thing." However, "Lesley" is the appropriate address unless instructed otherwise. Having an unhealthy love of puns, her jokes are usually cheesier than Cheetos dipped in queso sauce. If she were writing this, she would try to milk as many puns out of this sentence as possible, and would be pretty "goud at" it. Whey to go, Lesley. She is also a fan of analogies, bomb squads, vroom-vrooming, indie rock, and clich' phrases. But just sayin', it is what it is. So no offense, but that's all I have to say about that. Jk, lol.