Disclaimer: This bio has absolutely nothing to do with Christian's actual interests, views, or hobbies.

Christian Robinson is not one to be underestimated. Christian is always the one to be shaving his knuckles. He has rather large nostrils, which are good for smelling. Christian enjoys every kind of cheese, and I mean EVERY kind of cheese. Did we mention he was raised by wildebeests? Just sayin'. What's in the cards for Christian's future? Nobody knows. Stay tuned to find out.